Review
of How I Paid for College: A Novel of
Sex, Theft, Friendship, and Musical Theater, by Marc Acito
This is
an amazing book! I was drawn to this book by the colorful nature of the cover,
as well as the little Buddha on it, and the words “musical theater”. As a
former drama geek in high school, those words were like a siren’s song. I ended
up picking this book up on one of my many trips down to St. Louis, MO to visit
some friends, and we happened to meander into a local Barnes & Noble. I had
seen this book on display at my home store in Eden Prairie, MN, and having been
drawn to it again over 500 miles away in another B&N, I figured that it was
a sign I should purchase it.
And am
I ever glad I did.
It’s
the early years of the 1980s, and we are introduced to Edward Zanni, a high
school senior in New Jersey who is striving to just survive high school, his
father’s new marriage to a horrible woman, and just trying to make sense of
these new things called “hormones”. He is a theater guy, who lives for the lime
light and everything musical and drama, and has his whole life set on going to
the prestigious art school Julliard. Sadly, because of his dad’s new wife controlling
every part of his life, Edward’s dad refuses to pay to send him there. Now
Edward has to figure out how to get to Julliard on his own.
Enter
his small band of tried-and-true friends: his on again/off again girlfriend
Kelly, Doug the jock who he turned on to the world of drama whom Edward has
strange feelings towards, his uber nerd friend, and a Persian beauty all help
Edward with crazy schemes to raise money for school. Along the way, the group
finds themselves on a mad ride of coming-of-age moments and bonding experiences,
such as stealing a ceramic Buddha from a front yard and the lawn ornament
becoming a strange symbol of their friendship. Also along the way, the friends
learn more about themselves and what growing up really means. Edward enters a
blurred world of sexuality beginning with an awkward three-way with Kelly and
Doug, and realizing that Kelly is more turned on by Doug than him and he is more turned on by Doug. Then Kelly suddenly hooks up with
their Persian friend, and Edward is struggling with his emerging homosexuality
and strange attraction to Doug. Even with these personal struggles and
revelations are going on, the group of friends stays true to their pledge to
help Edward get into the school of his dreams.
This
story is a great coming-of-age tale that delves into all aspects of trying to survive
high school, learn about life and love, and figuring out your place in the
world. How I Paid for College is a
strange mixture of the painfully honest personal stories of David Sedaris and the
highschooler’s last hoorah vibe of Ferris Bueller. In one moment it is a mad-cap
adventure tale of kids doing crazy stunts, pulling pranks and grand schemes to set
up a false scholarship for Edward to “win”; and then the next heartbeat it
throws you a curve ball and you’re torn at the touching, emotional turmoil
Edward as he is floundering in a sea of emotions that besiege teenagers at any
given moment.
I
fully loved this book. So much so, I immediately purchased the sequel, Attack of the Theater People! when it
came out a year or so later. I’ll be writing a review of that book a little
later. I highly recommend this book to anyone who loves the theater, had been a
drama or band geek in high school, or loves a well-written teen coming-of-age
story that brings back glorious memories of John Hughes’ cinematic masterpieces
of the 80s. However, I will give a warning: this tale does have homosexual
themes in it, of the gay and lesbian tendencies; so if those topics offend you,
you might not like this book. This book was not meant to be “gay fiction”, but
those themes are part of the story. Also, there are strong themes of sex and
sensuality in the book. But if you are not easily offended, then this tale is
for you.
On my
scale of 1 (literary hari kari) to 10 (literary orgasmic bliss), I give How I Paid for College a strong 9. This
book has everything: crazy antics, heart-wrenching emotions, a high school
theater production of Grease, and a
ceramic Buddha.
You
need to go read this book. Now.
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So here's the updated list of my books to review, so far:
- Dead of Night
Crooked Little Vein (4-11-12)
Homer's Odyssey (3-26-12)
- Crimson City Series
Circle of Heck series (thus far) (4-8-12)
Joe Ledger series (thus far) (3-27-12)
- Mutant Island series
Double Booked for Death (3-15-12)
- Family Affair
- Sacre Bleu
How I Paid for College (5-2-12)
- Attack of the Theater People!
- Liberty
Tattoo (Jennifer Barnes) (4-30-12)