Thursday, February 23, 2012

The Curse of the Bibliophile

Being an avid reader, I read a lot of books. And because I have read a lot of books, I sometimes forget what books I have read, and which ones I haven't reviewed yet. Before I had reviewed books as a passing thing, if I read one that was really awesome, I'd post it on my old blog. But now, that I have a dedicated book review blog, I should write up reviews more often; so that means I can go back and look through what I've read and make sure I write up a little something something about it.

And now I have a few friend authors who have given me copies of their books to review for the implicit reason to writing a review up here (and probably on Amazon or BN.com or elsewhere, too). So I figured I should write up a list of books that I need to review and post it here and then updating it when I finally getting around to knocking that one off the list.

So here's my list so far:
  • Dead of Night
  • Crooked Little Vein
  • Homer's Odyssey
  • Crimson City Series
  • Circle of Heck series (thus far)
  • Joe Ledger series (thus far)
  • Mutant Island series 
  • Double Booked for Death
  • Family Affair
  • Sacre Bleu
  • How I Paid for College
  • Attack of the Theater People!
  • Liberty
  • Tattoo (Jennifer Barnes)
So, hopefully now I can keep better track of what I need to review. Of course, that doesn't mean I won't be adding to it from time to time. 

Friday, February 17, 2012

Presidents' Day Review of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

This book is amazing. I can't explain to you how much I love this book. Compared to Seth Grahame-Smith's other book, Pride & Prejudice & Zombies, this is an exceptional tale of American history twisted on its ear, although the life and grandeur of Abraham Lincoln is treated with great care to historical detail and respect to the man himself. Unlike the first book, PP&Z, this tale of our president as a vampire hunter is a complete work of historical fiction. Pride & Prejudice & Zombies,  Grahame-Smith just added zombies and modified some of Austen's original text to include the gruesome undead monsters. I read it and honestly I enjoyed it, but I felt that he seemed restricted by the fact he was working with an established work that is a literary classic. 


However, with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Grahame-Smith was able to let his creative juices flow. If you are a history buff or are really into the Civil War, you will love this book. I am a big Civil War person, and I adore Mr. Lincoln, so at first I was a little hesitant to read it, given my mediocre reaction to PP&Z. But with the historical research and eye for detail that is reserved for history books or biographies, Grahame-Smith accomplishes something with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter that few historical fictions  splicing monsters into the tale have done: Made it freaking believable. 


It starts with a man in a dead end job in a dead end town, a struggling writer who was in a deep funk, meeting a strange and mysterious man who hands him a satchel of old texts, journals, and papers that were from Abraham Lincoln. Our downtrodden man is skeptical of the authenticity of these papers, brushing the mystery man off as a loon who has nothing better to do. Upon receiving this package, the mysterious man meets with the man and shows him things that we are not clued in on, but these sights and things that the man is shown makes him believe what the mystery man had said. As the man digs through the papers and journal, he discovers a frightening new history that had been kept from the world for centuries. 


Vampires of are real. And Abraham Lincoln hunted them. 


Our downtrodden writer begins the daunting task of sorting through the papers and putting together a new biography of the 16th President of the United States of America. He takes over a year to compile this new truth, and what comes out of it is an amazingly touching and gripping tale of arguably our favorite president. Starting Abe's life from young boy with the death of his mother and his struggle to grow up in an ever increasingly dangerous world, we start to see where the vampires entered young Abe's life from the beginning. The death of his mother, an actual event that shaped Abe, is attributed to a vampire landlord who poisoned Mrs. Lincoln after Mr. Lincoln couldn't pay back his loans. After discovering the truth of his mother's death, and the fact vampires exist, Abe vows to kill every vampire he comes across to avenge his mother. In between school and work to make money for the family, Abe hones his skills to kill the monsters with his ax he uses to chop firewood. He gets pretty good at chopping things with the ax, and decides that it is time to go and find the undead monsters. 


His bouts of vampire hunting don't go well, and while out on one nearly fatal hunt, Abe encounters a vampire who actually saves his life. This encounter proves to be a turning point in Abe's life. The vampire helps Abe hone his skills to an even sharper point, and gives him pointers on how, when, and where to kill vampires. Apparently, this good vampire is part of a group of vamps that just want to live among humans, feeding only to stay alive not to kill, and to also stop the more dangerous vampires. Abe accepts this odd partnership and his hunts go definitely better after meeting this vampire. Through the years, Abe kills his fair share of vampires, but soon all the death becomes too much for him. Soon Abe hangs up his ax and marries Mary Todd and starts a family. Also, Abe focuses more on his lawyer business and works towards a career in politics.


Abraham Lincoln, 16th President
Abe's vampire friend comes back after years of absence and draws Abe back into the hunt for vampires. Apparently, the dangerous vampires are in league with the Southern plantation owners, forging a partnership that spells out gruesome fates for the black slaves. Abraham is incensed by this news, and with the help of the good vampires hidden in Congress and the Senate, Abraham is elected president in order to stop the slaughter of thousands of slaves for the pleasure of the vampires. Once Abraham promises to wage war against the evil vampires, tragedy after tragedy befall the Lincoln household: the death of two of their beloved boys. Again, these tragedies are true events, but with deft working of the fictional pen, the tragedies of the Lincoln boys are caused by vampires. 


But this is only the beginning for Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. I won't tell more of the tale, lest I give away too much of the story; and I certainly do not want to give away the end. 


The tale of Abraham Lincoln as a vampire hunter was written in such a way that it felt more like the transcript to a Ken Burns' documentary. As if Ken Burns and Tim Burton got together and this was their literary love child... more on that later... 


The tale of Abe's alternate life is interspersed with selections of Abe's journals. I believe that some are fictional (when they talk of vampires), but yet some may actually be Abraham's words from his real journals. I don't know for sure, but how the language is written these excerpts feel authentic. The emotion that Grahame-Smith works into the words of Abe---true or fictional---is amazing. How Abraham strives to move on, through the revenge of his mother, the deaths of his boys, the murder of friends at the hands of vampires, and yet how he wants to have a normal life and go back to when the world wasn't full of vampires. The internal struggle that Abraham goes through, the growth and epiphanies that he has as we go through the book grabs at your heart and keeps you turning the page. 


I highly recommend this book. If you like history, if you like alternate history, if you like Abraham Lincoln, if you like the Civil War, if you like all of the above or none of the above, you need to read this book. I was pleasantly surprised by this read and found that it left an impression on me that I wouldn't have expected. Not many books leave such a mark on me, and I can count those books on one hand. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter will be a book that stays with you long after you read it. I was actually angry that the book ended, and how it ended. I needed to know the rest of the story. I needed to know what happened after the main events of the book ended. There needs to be a sequel. The events that were alluded to in the last chapter need to be written. Please, Seth Grahame-Smith, this is a personal plea: There needs to be a sequel to this book! 


Movie Poster.... SWEET!
You also need to read this book because coming to a theater near you: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, the movie. From the master that brought us the original Batman movie series, Tim Burton, and the man who brought us the mind- and optical-bending experience of Wanted and 9, director Timur Bekmamtemov; this cinematic duo bring this amazing novel to life. 


Once June 22, 2012 hits, you'll know what I'll be doing that day. 


On my scale of 1 (literary hari kari) to 10 (literary orgasmic bliss), I give Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter a good solid 9. Maybe even a 9.5 just because I love the Civil War and how this reminds me of Ken Burns' Civil War documentary. So yeah. Go get this book and read it. 


What better way to spend your President's Day weekend than reading this epic tale?

Monday, February 13, 2012

Divine inspiration

Have you ever had a writer's block? As an author of any product of the written word, be it books, blogs, poems, scripts, etc., a writer's block is a horrible thing to experience. It can take days, months, even years from the writing process and push back deadlines back into regions that are hard to get back from. What do you do when you're faced with writer's block? Mope in the corner? Throw your laptop and/or desktop computer through the window to its untimely demise? Rend your clothes and gnash your teeth? There's no need for that.

Nope, there's no need for any of that. All you need to do it turn to your local Encyclopedia of Catholic Saints and turn to Saint Francis de Sales.

Francis de Sales was born in 1567 to a noble family in France. He was the first of six children so he was given the best choices of schools, education, and his father expected him to hold a position in politics. However, while he was in university, Francis had a crisis of faith and became severely depressed after a discussion about predestination that lead the young man to firmly determine he was going to hell and he was irrevocably, eternally damned. However, his depression was short lived after he spent time in prayer and dedicated his life to God and realized that he wasn't damned and that whatever destiny God had in store for him was good, because God is good.

After graduating from university as a Doctor of Law and Theology, Francis eventually declined the path his father had laid out for him (military and political careers and an arranged marriage) and went back to university to study for a career with the church. He eventually became a bishop and did a lot of work with the church, patching up the holes caused by the Protestant Reformation. During this time, Francis' claim to fame became very apparent. He wrote numerous pamphlets, letters, essays, missives, and other writings for the church. He was also the first to write books about the faith and church for the common man; the practice of the day was to write for other bishops, priests, and those who were very learned people, and write it in Latin. Francis wrote for the less educated people of the time, and wrote it in plain English French.

Francis died in 1622 and was beatified in 1667. He was finally canonized, or made a saint, in 1877. There are multiple steps to becoming a saint, which can take many decades, if not centuries to complete. Francis was finally made a saint 255 years after he died. Whenever there are statues of the saint, he is shown either holding a book, the bible, or a quill and scroll, forever ready to write new spiritual nuggets of wisdom for those seeking guidance.

I grew interested in the idea of divine inspiration for my writing skills a few years ago when I was stuck in a massive bout of writer's block while working on my current Work In Progress, Magic & Destiny. Being of the Christian faith, Lutheran in particular, I had been exposed to the various forms of Christianity. Namely, the Catholic practice  belief   list of saints. I knew there were patron saints for travelers (St. Christopher), lost causes (St. Jude), and the ever popular St. Francis of Assisi (patron saint of animals/nature). There is a patron saint of TV (Clare of Assisi), dentists (St. Apollonia), and taxi drivers, (St. Fiacre), there has to be a patron saint of writers. And I finally found one.

My wall plaque of St. Francis
Being of a more open mind when it comes to spiritual matters, I figured that maybe sending a few prayers or requests to Francis' way wouldn't hurt. What would it hurt if I got a little statue of Francis or something, a little reminder/prompt to help me write. I found a website that sold Catholic saint memorabilia and purchased a wall plaque of Saint Francis to hang up in my office, where I do most of my writing.

The medallion I wear
Then, a few weeks after I bought that, a friend of mine randomly (and at the time anonymously) sent me a medallion of the saint. Only after having a few spazz moments online did she finally reveal that she had sent it to me as a random act of awesomeness. Since the time of my plaque purchase and medallion wearing, I have found that my desire to write has increased. My WIP, Magic & Destiny, is still in some level of limbo, but I have been working on it more than I had in the past. I also began writing some short stories for anthologies, as completed the National Novel Writing Month challenge in November of 2011. Writing 50,000 words in 30 days is insane, but that's also more words written in one month than I have put down in one year I have definitely felt my creativity flowing more and getting coming up with more and more ideas/brainstorms/inspirations to write in the last year or so of my ownership of these items. 


What could be the explanation for this sudden increase of writing activity? Could it be the plaque and medallion? The fortunate byproduct of the power of suggestion? Maybe I have fallen victim of the placebo affect. Or... am I another one of the many people who have found guidance and power through the holy writing influence of St. Francis? 

The world may never know.


This post was inspired by my sister, a landscape designer and plant fanatic, who wrote a post about Saint Francis of Assisi, the patron saint of her profession. Check out her blog over at http://yesitalktoplants.blogspot.com if plants interest you, too!

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Can reading too many books actually ruin the future enjoyment of reading?

I'm in the middle of Double Booked for Death by Ali Brandon, and I am thoroughly enjoying it. Being one who loves books and works in a bookstore, the setting of the book is ideal for me, and the respect for books that the character (as well as the author) shows throughout the story so far is refreshing and appreciated.

So far, the murder has happened and the clues are being pieced together in order to figure out the true suspect in the crime. However, I'm finding myself skipping ahead mentally to piece together my own idea of who the murderer is, and I find myself wondering:

Have I read too many books that now most things I read are just formulaic enough to figure things out before I get to the end? Has the fun of reading been ruined for me by the very fact of being a voracious reader? True, I could be horribly (and pleasantly) wrong about who I think the murderer is. We have the obvious crew of those who were closest and most mistreated by the ego-maniacal victim, who are the "usual suspects". Then you have the second tier of suspects who just might have done something to do with it because there is some level of motive... and I have watched enough crime shows and movies and have read enough murder whodunits to know that the usual suspects normally aren't the murderers and the second, or even third tier suspects are the ones you should have been paying attention to.

I think that Scooby Doo cartoons have had a hand in this "skipping ahead" phenomenon: while Scooby and Shaggy were running around being chased by the swamp monster, Daphne, Fred, and Wilma were off somewhere else actually solving the crime and piecing together what happened, selfishly keeping that knowledge to themselves until Shaggy and Scooby are nearly killed while capturing the swamp monster. Only once the poorly constructed swamp monster mask is removed do the trio reveal the true reason why Mr. Fitzsimmons was dressing up as a swamp monster to chase visitors away from the swamp amusement park to find the hidden Spanish galleon sunk over two hundred years ago and claim the millions in Spanish gold for himself (if it hadn't been for those meddling kids).... a deduction that even 8-yr-olds watching were left scratching their heads trying to figure out how those three put 2 and 2 together and got the square root of 83. Totally out of left field. From a young age we were forced to think outside the box and look for those random connections, or lack-of-connections, since Mr. Fitzsimmons had a 10 second scene at the beginning of the cartoon and never came back again.

Then, also, there are those crime stories that are more formulaic than Scooby Doo that famous movie star found murdered at a fancy garden party + jilted lover who happens to be invited to the garden party by a mutual friend of famous movie star = it really was the jilted lover that did it, case closed. I'm not sure where Double Booked for Death lands, which makes it a fun read. I truly hope I am wrong in who I think whodunit, otherwise I may have to either lay off the whodunits or give up on the fiction genre all together and try my hand at nonfiction.

I'll conclude this mystery in my full review of the book, which should be soon.

Friday, February 3, 2012

February New Releases!

Here's a sampling of some of the new releases that are out for this lovely month of February:


This is brought to us by the lovely folks over at Barnes & Noble online. 

So being a book reviewer is a little overwhelming at times! I have two friends who are fellow authors and they have books out there that I'd like to review. My good friend Sebastiene Elston has a few books available on eBook formats, and her latest one, Dead World, sounds like a good one. I have it downloaded on my Nook reader app on my laptop, but I just need to find time to read it. And my other good friend, Kahlan Asche(the pen name for Kim Steele), has a book that she wants me to review, and I just downloaded it from Smashwords. There are so many books that I want to review but I don't have enough time! 

I guess I will just have to suck it up and read one at a time and not try to do more than one in order to be able to give them a proper review. So I will have some really good reviews coming up in the next few months! I can't wait!




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